When designing the custom theme that I'm using for this and the other sherohman.org Drupal sites, I took a look at the theme I was using as my baseline example ("Basic", by Raincity Studios) and found that I wanted to place some of the site's blocks in locations which it didn't support. This proved easy to do and here's how to do it:

My name is Dave Sherohman and information is my life.

As a small child, I found it and learned it easily from the start. I was first introduced to programming in third grade, but a few more years passed before I was able to get my hands on a pair of language reference manuals which I absorbed over the course of a weekend and unlocked the full power (limited though it was) of Applesoft BASIC to manipulate and transform any information I cared to enter into the computers of the era.